Here you will find audio samples to better your understanding of exactly what JBOT goes through. Though you'll never really understand because your brains are just that puny. Also, your crappy computer will need a mp3 player like Winamp to play these sounds. We apologize for any inconvenience...just kidding! We're glad you were inconvenienced, you worthless pieces of pig garbage! Enjoy.
"The
Ten Commandments / Get Fit with..." 2 CD set,
with 2 bonus 10 min. MPEGs
out in April, 2005. Here's the songlist with a few mp3s
(tell your friends, if you have any..)
•••The
Ten Commandments CD••••
an album based on Cecil B. DeMille's movie,
as we performed
on the 2003 Fall Tour
Bithiah
Ethiopia mp3
Nefretiri Sex Jam
Hebrew Man
Midian
Let My People Go
Passover mp3
Freedom
Idolaters
Jordan
•••Get Fit with....•••
an album based on your fat ass getting fit
with Captured! By Robots
We'll help you lose the weight,
We'll cut off your head!!
Speed Food Pyramid mp3
Strength
Abs of Steel
Celebrity Diet
I'm Strong mp3
Thighmaster
Buns of Steel
Rock Hard
Thrashersize
Stop the Insanity
MP3s from the CD/DVD set "Captured
Alive!"
recorded live at Bottom of the Hill, SFCA
8/8/03
(lo-res samples of the songs, you want the good stuff?
buy that mfer, craphound!!!)
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Name
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Size
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1.9 MB
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2.1 MB
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2.4 MB
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| We
are Superior Bots only !!! |
1.9 MB
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| Fuck
Off w/GTRBOT666 solo |
2.1 MB
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1.7 MB
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2 MB
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Chimichanga
I got the chimi-jimmies |
2.4 MB
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| Crawlin |
1.3 MB
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| I'm not the bad |
1.9 MB
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| Shemp |
3.7 MB
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