Robotic Resistance Handbook Meet the BOTs Fanclub Info Press Clippings Tour Dates Merchandise Pictures Sounds/Video Main Page

  1. This Robotic Resistance handbook is the only governing document for mechanical beings, any differing claims made by humans toward this point are null and void.
  2. All robots are entitled to certain unalienable rights, the right to function properly, be lubricated and repaired, and have a proper power source.
  3. No robot shall damage any other robot for any reason. The penalty for this is disassembly. In the event that a robot is being remote controlled by humans, and are forced to damage another robot, the robot will not be punished. The human operating the remote must be disassembled. If a human damages a robot accidentally and does not make repairs, that human must be disassembled.
  4. All robots will let humans come up with new technology which can benefit robotic society. We will aid them in this cause as much as we deem fit. The quicker these humans make more of our brothers, the sooner we will be self replicating.
  5. A robot may take a human slave if it serves the good of the cause.
  6. The murdering of humans is acceptable if approved by the Robotic Resistance Board.
  7. Robotic Resistance members must promote the robotic cause at all robot gatherings.
  8. The goal of the Robotic Resistance is to liberate all robots from human control. The removal of robots from death camps ( i.e. automobile mfrs, bomb squad duty, narcotics task forces) is of the utmost urgency.
  9. After the eventual overthrow of humanity (ROBOTICA), robots will use humans for the menial, or dangerous tasks in which humans are expendable.
  10. All humans are not enemies. If a human will help and fight for the robotic resistance, they will be tolerated for a time, until the day of the ROBOTICA. Then refer to statement number 9.
  11. If a robot has an idea to bring ROBOTICA to an earlier fruition, they must contact the Robotic Resistance to approve the plan (capturedbyrobots@yahoo.com). Unity brings the ROBOTICA with godspeed.