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Wanna rock out with some
maniacal robots, Craphound?
How do I get them to my
town?????
Contact for Booking (only by email):
To bring C!BR to your town, contact our booking slave.
Email Jason Cotter at Chaka Kong Agency Email
him now!!!
Contact
JBOT: Email
him now!!
So what's the deal with C!BR??
Let me (DRMBOT 0110) tell you. JBOT played in a couple
of ska bands, Skankin' Pickle and the Blue Meanies for years and was very
unlikable. Everybody got sick of him (I don't blame them). JBOT thought
that if he made a band of robots to play with everything would be okay.
HE WAS WRONG! He built GTRBOT666 and myself and the idiotic Ape Which
Hath No Name. After he built us, I decided that he was the antibot and
must be punished. We installed a Biocerebral Chip in his CPU and now force
him to humiliate himself in front of his peers. It makes me so happy to
see him suffer. So after the takeover, he secretly made the Ape. The stupid
ape robot loves everyone and everything; HOW REVOLTING! Unfortunately,
I cannot do anything to rid my circuits of that ape. For it states in
the ROBOTIC RESISTANCE handbook, "Thee bot shall never harm another bot."
So what choice do I have? The rare joy I can receive is when GTRBOT666
and myself humiliate JBOT all over the country. The other happiness I
have is to see my self-replication "AUTOMATOM" humiliate jbutt to tears.
You will come to witness! Coast to coast, his humiliation will be legendary.
Keep checking in for updates.
These bots have done a lot!
C!BR has been through a lot since the human JBOT's capture
back in 1996. We have taken the human on ten national tours and have been
received as one would expect. The term "Holy shit" seems to be the most
commom expletive uttered. Do you not believe? Oh, you will! C!BR has played
with Public Enemy and Flock Of Seaguls (at G-Phoria video Game award show
in LA), Motorhead, Servotron, Man...or Astroman and many more. C!BR has
been featured on UPN's "Strange Universe" and on the discovery channel's
"Beyond Bizarre", Tech TV, ABC 7 6 oclock news, and more.. We have
also humiliated JBOT at the Art Institute of San Francisco and at the
Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, San Francisco. C!BR has had articles
in The New York Times, Spin Magazine (June 2001), The New Yorker Magazine
(see press illustration),Gene Simmons Tongue Magazine (PREMIER ISSUE!!!!!)
Rocktober (where we were voted the #1 robot rock band), Bikini Magazine,
Heeb Magazine, Churn, and many more.......
capturedbyrobots@yahoo.com
CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS former PO box has been discontinued,
as GTRBOT killed the Postmaster...email for address
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