My Fellow Americans.....
My name is George "Dubya" Bush , and I approve this message.
That's right folks, C!BR will be coming to your town doing a tour dedicated
to our great president, George Walker Bush.
Whether you lean to the right
or the left,
whether you're a terrorist or a pacifist, this tour is not to be missed.
Whether you're Democrat or Republican, everyone is invited in.
From 9/11, to the Iraq war, this administration has had as manytwists
and turns as Saddam's noose.
The robots will be playing GOP Administration members, and various important
figures from the last 7 years.
Dressing as Secret Service Agents for audience members is encouraged.
Featuring such songs as the "Dubya Dub", "I Got His Gun,
Daddy", and "Re-election"
this tour will put to music these last 7 great years of American History.
We hope to see you at the show, as we'll be listening to all your phone
calls to confirm you'll be showing up.
Remember, Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.....