Yes
indeed, craphound, The upgrade is finished. JBOT has been working nonstop since
November, trying to finish the job he started. Of course, I spurred him on a
bit with the biocerebral chip. I am now better than ever. Watch me rock with
my new air cylinders, my new pink sticks ( I like this color because it reminds
me of things I like to stab), my powerful crash-resistant operating system,
my opening and closing hi hat. I rock harder than you, and will do so for ever.
GTRBOT666 has been upgraded as well. He now has more earth shattering tone,
and I believe he is a bit meaner. We havenāt put him on the anger scale yet,
but I believe he will pin the needle. It seems that all humans are too damn
wimpy to take on GTRBOT666 in the lick contest. He mocks you. I mock you. The
repulsive Ape Which Hath No Name has also gotten an upgrade, even though I cannot
understand why. Itās like putting a bandage on a turd. He has received a new
tambourine with glowing ledās. He now plays in almost every song. UGGGH, How
I hate that ever loving ape! JBOT has been allowed a few improvements as well.
Heās still human, so he still sucks the nub, but he now plays a new instrument.
It is a Guitar and Keyboard combination, with a SCSI port for ease of transmission
of data. Pictures soon to be on the site. And if you think there will not be
dueling guitars on the next album, YOU ARE A MORON.