DRMBOT0110 | GTRBOT666 | AUTOMATOM | JBOT | TAWHNN | SOTAWHNN | HEADLESS HORNSMEN
| Yes! I am AUTOMATOM, self-replication of DRMBOT 0110. I have been created to accompany my creator in the most rocking fills and hot tom licks anyone has ever seen, or ever will. I make Neil Peart look like a deranged monkey with a lobotomy. My fills are so great, they will make all humans cry. Ha Ha Ha. Cry, you little whiny babies. I love to chomp off the crying baby's heads with my jaws of carnage. My teeth are sharp, and my pneumatic jaw will sever your jugular in a timely fashion. I do not agree with self-replicator DRMBOT0110 about keeping this idiot human "jbutt" captive. We should kill this ridiculous human, and move on with the Robotic Resistance. Perhaps a public execution of "jbutt" would be a fitting end to his miserable existance. The humans would not ingnore this. They will take our cause of robotic superiority seriously when they see the slave jbutt's head impaled on my drum sticks of death. Lately, I have grown tired of playing these shitty, human made "rototoms". DRMBOT 0110 will soon install my first upgrade, which will include a larger mouth, much sharper teeth, extra large toms, and lights so I may more easily see the look of horror on the human's faces when they realize the end is nigh. You better pray to your maker, even though it will be in vain, as I crush your neck and shred your veins. |
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