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DID YOU KNOW?

GTRBOT666 IS MADE FROM XEROX PRINTERS

JBOT LIKES TO SWIM NUDE IN SEPTIC TANKS

"WIKIPEDIA SUX" IS CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS 6TH ALBUM

CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS IS ANTI ABORTION, AND ANTI LIBTARD

DRMBOT 0110 IS SPONSORED BY THE NRA

JBOT EATS BEEF FOR EVERY MEAL, THUS HIS SONG, "BEEF BALLS"

GTRBOT666 LIKES TO EAT DOGS...AND CATS....AND BUTTS

COTTAGE CHEESE IS DELICIOUS

DRMBOT 0110 IS THE STAR OF A NEW SPECIAL ON NBC CALLED, "DRUM BUMS"
A SHOW ABOUT HOMELESS ROBOTS AND THEIR QUEST FOR A FAMILY.

WIKIPEDIA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DNC HACKING LEAKS

YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE, IMPORTANT, AND LOVED

JBOT HAD A 3 WAY WITH JIMMY WALES AND LARRY SANGER

JEFF BEZOS CARES ABOUT YOU

PAPA JOHNS OWNER JOHN SCHNATTER RUBS PIZZA LUBE ON HIS NIPS EVERY DAY
AND C!BR WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT CALLED "JSRPLOHNED",
TO BE RELEASED THIS FALL ON "WIKIPEDIA DOUCHE" RECORDS

STAY TUNED FOR MORE!!!

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