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NEWS FOR HUMANS
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Yes, C!BR is touring
again!
Spring tour 2013!! "C!BR is Trippin' Balls" April 18-June 2 NEW Dates just Posted!!! 3/11/13 |
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"Bring forth the ROCK" |
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Last 2 shows of the tour!! |
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Spring 2010 dates What? We're actually playing Los Angeles?? WoW! |
YOU WILL SUFFER!
Contact for Booking (only by email):
To bring C!BR to your town, contact our booking slave.
Email Mr. Cotter at Nite Owl Booking Email him now!!!
www.niteowlbooking.com
Contact JBOT: Email him now!!
So
what's the deal with C!BR??
Let me (DRMBOT 0110)
tell you. JBOT played in a couple of ska bands, Skankin' Pickle and the
Blue Meanies for years and was very unlikable. Everybody got sick of him
(I don't blame them). JBOT thought that if he made a band of robots to
play with everything would be okay, but....HE WAS WRONG!
He built GTRBOT666 and myself. After he built us, I decided that he was
the antibot and must be punished. We installed a Biocerebral Chip in his
CPU and now force him to humiliate himself in front of his peers. It makes
me so happy to see him suffer.
So after the takeover, he secretly made the Ape Which Hath No Name. The
stupid ape robot loves everyone and everything; HOW REVOLTING! Unfortunately,
I cannot do anything to rid my circuits of that ape. For it states in
the ROBOTIC RESISTANCE handbook, "Thee bot shall never harm another bot."
So what choice do I have? To top it all off, that stupid loving ape created
a self replication, the Son of Ape Which Hath No Name. ARRGGGGHHH!
The rare joy I can receive is when GTRBOT666 and myself humiliate JBOT all over the country. You will come to witness! Coast to coast, his humiliation will be legendary. Keep checking on the C!BR Facebook and GTRBOT666's Twitter for updates.
15
years+and going strong!!!
C!BR has been through a lot since the human JBOT's capture back in 1996.
We have taken the human on twenty plus national tours and have been received
as one would expect. The term "Holy shit" seems to be the most commom
expletive uttered.
Do you not believe? Oh, you will! C!BR has played with Public Enemy and Flock Of Seagulls (at G-Phoria video Game award show in LA), Motorhead, Servotron, Man...or Astroman, HIM, and many more. C!BR has been featured on UPN's "Strange Universe" and on the discovery channel's "Beyond Bizarre", Tech TV, Attack of the Show on G4, ABC 7 news, and more.. We have also humiliated JBOT at the Art Institute of San Francisco and at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, San Francisco.
C!BR has had articles in The New York Times, Spin Magazine, The New Yorker Magazine (see press illustration),Gene Simmons TONGUE MAG, Rocktober (where we were voted the #1 robot rock band), Bikini Magazine, Heeb Magazine, Churn, and many more.......
